TheF-Files:ComunSense

• OK?
•  Let’s find out just how clever you really are
•  Ready? GO!!! (scroll down slowly to uncover Q’s and A’s)
•  First Question:
• You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
  
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•  Answer : If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely WRONG! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, YOU are in second place!

• Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don’t take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?
•  Second Question:
• If you overtake the last person, then you are…?
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• Answer : If you answered that you are second to last, then you are WRONG again. Tell me Sunshine, how can you overtake the LAST person??
• You’re not very good at this, are you?
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• Third Question:
•  Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
• Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.
• Try it.
• Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another  1000 . Now add 10 . What is the total?
• Scroll down for the correct answer …
  
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• Did you get 5000 ?
• The correct answer is actually 4100 ...
•  If you don’t believe it, check it with a calculator!
•  Today is definitely not your day, is it ?
•   Maybe you’ll get the last question right… Maybe…
•  Fourth Question:
• Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,  4. Nono, and ??? What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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• Did you Answer Nunu?  NO! Of course it isn’t.
• Her name is Mary you retard! Read the question again!
• Okay, now the Bonus round,
• a final chance to redeem yourself:
• A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
• Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
  
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• It’s really very simple
•  He opens his mouth and asks for it…
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•  Does your employer actually pay you to think??
•  If so Do NOT let them see your answers for this test!
• PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
• SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!