TheF-Files:ComunSense
March 23, 2009 by admin
Filed under FokaiSaipan, TheF-Files
- OK?
- Let’s find out just how clever you really are
- Ready? GO!!! (scroll down slowly to uncover Q’s and A’s)
- First Question:
- You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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Answer : If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely WRONG! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, YOU are in second place!
- Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don’t take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?
- Second Question:
- If you overtake the last person, then you are…?
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- Answer : If you answered that you are second to last, then you are WRONG again. Tell me Sunshine, how can you overtake the LAST person??
- You’re not very good at this, are you?
- Third Question:
- Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
- Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.
- Try it.
- Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 . Now add 10 . What is the total?
- Scroll down for the correct answer …
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- Did you get 5000 ?
- The correct answer is actually 4100 ...
- If you don’t believe it, check it with a calculator!
- Today is definitely not your day, is it ?
- Maybe you’ll get the last question right… Maybe…
- Fourth Question:
- Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono, and ??? What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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- Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn’t.
- Her name is Mary you retard! Read the question again!
- Okay, now the Bonus round,
- a final chance to redeem yourself:
- A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
- Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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- It’s really very simple
- He opens his mouth and asks for it…
- Does your employer actually pay you to think??
- If so Do NOT let them see your answers for this test!
- PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
- SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
Lailanie on Mon, 23rd Mar 2009 4:50 pm
hahaha this is a good one. i got the first question right though.