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January 27, 2010 by  
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Chuck Norris FTW!!
11 hours ago

If paper beats rock, rock beats scisscors and scissors beat paper. Who can beat all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris.
11 hours ago

If paper beats rock, rock beats scisscors and scissors beat paper. Who can beat all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris.
11 hours ago

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
11 hours ago

Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.
10 hours ago

Chuck Norris could gargle, a mouth full of peanut butter…
10 hours ago

TThere is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
10 hours ago

Superman wears a chuck Norris t shirt… Damn I must be bored..
10 hours ago

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t push up…..he pushes the earth down!
9 hours ago

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5….Chuck Norris has more money than you!
9 hours ago

Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer.
8 hours ago

Chuck Norris can count to infiniti…twice.
7 hours ago

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin’ bout
5 hours ago

I see this everyday in the hospital….so sad:

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.

We need to find a cure for Chuck Norris, but alas there is none…

5 hours ago

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